Without Geography You're Nowhere.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

Life Was Just A Tire Swing. 'jambalaya' Was The Only Song I Could Sing. Blackberry Pickin', Eatin' Fried Chicken, And I Never Knew A Thing About Pain. Life Was Just A Tire Swing.

People Who Think Too Much Before They Act Don't Act Too Much.

Searching Is Half The Fun: Life Is Much More Manageable When Thought Of As A Scavenger Hunt As Opposed To A Surprise Party.