Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two

Insignificant Events Can Take On Monumental Proportions When Your Head Is Full Of Practically Nothing.

Man Is The Only Animal That Knows He's Going To Die, So We Invent A Heaven To Keep From Going Crazy. Most People Are Hypnotized By Organized Religion From Childhood.

I Do What I Love To Do, What I Choose To Do.

You Don't Have To Wear Fur. They Make Such Great Fakes. There's No Reason To Kill An Animal.

With All Due Respect To Mick Jagger, Who Is One Of My Idols, I Think It's A Mistake To Leap Around And Sing At 53. When I Started, There Weren't Any Women I Looked Up To. It Was Mick. I Never Saw Anybody Go On A Stage And Have That Tongue-in-cheek Attitude. It Was All Straight, Including The Beatles. I Love His Attitude, Hands On Hips And Lips Out.