With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

How Many Times Have I Told You Not To Hit People In The Face. You Kick Them In The Body Where It Doesn't Show.

God's A Busy Guy. He Don't Have Time To Micromanage. What Are The Chances He Heard That? It's Early In The Morning. He's Probably Having Breakfast With Mrs. God.

Wondering Where Ranger Was Now, When I Needed Him. Why Wasn’t He Here, Insisting On Locking Me Up In A Safe House? Now That My Hamster’s Cage Was Clean, I’d Be Happy To Oblige.

You See What I'm Saying?" Mooner Said. "something Else Always Comes Along. You Go To Jail, You Don't Have To Worry About Anything. No Rent To Pay. No Food Bill To Sweat. Free Dental Plan. And That's Worth Something, Dude.you Don't Wnat To Stick Your Nose Up At Free Dental.