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Sometimes The Right Thing Gets Done For The Wrong Reason And Sometimes, Unfortunately, The Wrong Thing Gets Done For The Right Reason.

Pennsylvania Is Philadelphia And Pittsburgh With Alabama In Between.

Republicans Want Smaller Government For The Same Reason Crooks Want Fewer Cops; It's Easier To Get Away With Murder.

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

I Didn’t Just Experiment With Marijuana – If You Know What I Mean.