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Republicans Want Smaller Government For The Same Reason Crooks Want Fewer Cops; It's Easier To Get Away With Murder.

You Know, Back In 2000 A Republican Friend Of Mine Warned Me That If I Voted For Al Gore And He Won, The Stock Market Would Tank, We'd Lose Millions Of Jobs, And Our Military Would Be Totally Overstretched. You Know What: I Did Vote For Al Gore, He Did Win, And I'll Be Damned If All Those Things Didn't Come True.

The Country Feels Like It's Entitled To Abuse This State And Forget About Us, And We Are Sick Of It.

Sometimes A Mind Is Like A Mouth: You Just Got To Shut It.

The Teachings Of The Church Line Up More With The Democratic Party Than The Republican Party.