With My Sunglasses On, I'm Jack Nicholson.

There's No Point Dwelling On What Might Or Could Have Been. You Just Have To Go Forward.

Now Comes The Part Where I Relieve You, The Little People, Of The Burden Of Your Failed And Useless Lives. But Remember, As My Plastic Surgeon Always Said: If You Gotta Go, Go With A Smile.

I Believe In Making All Movies At Their Most Reasonable. That I Get A Lot Of Money As An Actor Is Because Nobody Else Will Get It If I Don't.

Children Give Your Life A Resonance That It Can't Have Without Them.

I've Been Too Many Places. I'm Like The Bad Penny.