With An Iron-clad Fist, I Wake Up

The Rolling Stones Set The Bar To Where I Look To As A Band. But I Don't Envision Myself Touring In The Way They Do. My Knees Won't Hold Out.

The Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

I Always Think I'm The Tom Cruise Of Music - A Lot Of Success And Fans, But No Critics, Darling.

All I Have Is This Guitar, These Chords And The Truth.

Would I Love To Run Around And Check Out If Jennifer Aniston Was Looking For A Boyfriend? Yeah, It Would Be Interesting For A Minute. But Would I Trade In My Life To Get Her And Angelina [jolie]? No Way. I've Got Something Better. And I Don't Need The Neuroses Of Two Type-a Personalities In My Life. One Is Enough.