With A Stretch Belt, Anything Can Be

I Love Sad Songs. They Say So Much. I Love Country Music But Even The Happy Songs Sound Really Sad.

My Life Hasn't Been Conventional And It Hasn't Been Linear. I've Had To Make It Up As I've Gone Along, Which Has Taught Me A Lot. If You Don't Accept The Obvious Options That Are Laid Out For You, It's Up To You To Work Out Where You're Going And To Create Your Own Specific Rules And Goals.

I'm Constantly Thinking About What I'll Do Next. I Never Count On Music Being A Career Of Longevity. I Mean, Longevity Is Key, And I Hope That It Lasts, But You Just Don't Know, Because It's Not In Your Hands, You Don't Make The Decision.

For Years Now I Have Run A Kitchen-sink Punk Salon In My House, Called Salon Du Gay. In The Early Days, People Would Pay For A Riot Grrrl Bob Or A Passable Bleach Job With A Mixtape, $3 Or A Selection Of Baked Goods - Whichever They Could Afford. More Recently Though, With Gossip Doing Well, I've Performed These Punk Hair Transformations For Free.

Instagram Is A Roman Arena Of Insults. Everyone Is A Lion, But It Is Fun.