Wit Is The Key, I Think, To

I, Uh...i Have A Television, So I'm Going To Spend Some Time Here To Tell You Some Things. [to Orchestra Conductor:] And, And...and Sir, You're Doing A Great Job, But You're So Quick With That Stick, So Why Don't You Sit. 'cause I May Never Be Here Again.'

You Have To Be Smart Enough Not To Dismiss Where You Came From. It May Not Be All We Are, But It Makes Up For A Great Deal.

The Jobs Don't Get Married. The People Get Married.

If All You Have To Offer Is A Look That Is Supposed To Be Appealing, The You Are Going To Be Paid Attention To About A Tenth As Long As You Would Be If When You Speak You Are Interesting.

The Kind Of Energy I Attract Is Very Calm.