Wit Can Be Beautiful, Because It Expresses

I Must Brave The Interior Of The Most Tawdry And Literally Trumpery Tower Of Them All ... The Trump Taj Mahal. For Taking The Name Of The Priceless Mausoleum Of Agra, One Of The Beauties And Wonders Of The World, For That Alone Donald Trump Should Be Stripped Naked And Whipped With Scorpions Along The Boardwalk.- It Is As If A Giant Toad Has Raped A Butterfly.

I Was Happy There. Which Is To Say I Was Not Unhappy There. Unhappiness And Happiness I Have Always Been Able To Carry About With Me, Irrespective Of Place And People, Because I Have Never Joined In.

Sex Without Smiling Is As Sickly And As Base As Vodka And Tonic Without Ice.

Money And Fame Are Trashy And Don't Guarantee Happiness, But We All Refuse Really To Know It.

Nothing In This World Is At It Seems. Except, Possibly, Porridge.