Wisdom Is Knowing When You Can't Be

I Won The Olympic Gold Medal In Rome, Italy. Olympic Champion. The Russian Standing Right Here, And The Pole Right Here.

Why Do I Want My Wife To Show Off Her Panties When The Wind Blows? Horses Show Their Behinds, And Cows And Mules, Not Humans.

I Have The World Heavyweight Title Not Because It Was 'given' To Me, Not Because Of My Race Or Religion, But Because I Won It In The Ring Through My Own Boxing Ability.

If You Even Dream Of Beating Me You'd Better Wake Up And Apologize.

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth. That's The Funniest Joke In The World.