Winners Are The Ones Who Want The

My Daughter Doesn't Even Get My Humor. She's Like, 'um, No. I Don't Get It, Dad. Mmm, No, Not That One, Dad.'

I Don't Use Twitter For Bad.

My Daughter Has Impressions That She Does Of Me.

The Funny Thing Is, All My Friends Are Short. I Wasn't Aware Of Tall People Till I Got To High School. I Didn't Know They Existed. I Was Sheltered.

Men Are Like Lions. We Hunt.