Will This Coffee Get Me An Oscar?

I Never Thought I Could Travel Unless I Had A Wife Or Someone To Share It With. You Don't Necessarily Need That, But I Am The Type Of Person That Wants To Share A Lot.

People Want You To Be A Crazy, Out-of-control Teen Brat. They Want You Miserable, Just Like Them. They Don't Want Heroes; What They Want Is To See You Fall.

I Got Attention By Being Funny At School, Pretending To Be Retarded, And Jumping Around With A Deformed Hand.

I Didn't Worry About What Deniro Thought... I Went In, Looked Him In The Eye, And Got The Part. I Was Confident, Even Though I'd Never Done Anything Like It Before. Now I Realise It Was Ignorant Confidence-i Had No Idea.

I Think Actors Make The Mistake Of Finding Their Little Niche In The Business And Once They Try To Do Something A Little Darker, Boom, They Get Slapped Across The Face For It, So They Go Back To What They Did Before.