Will I Return To England? I Don't

My Agent Tells Me I Am Drawing The Largest Salary Ever Paid In The Halls Of England. Wonderful, Isn't It? For A Quiet, Rural Gardener Like Myself.

It Was So Kind Of You To Mention That I Don't Wear Stays. What's The Point? If You Squeeze It In At One Point, It Only Comes Out At The Other.

My Husband Is A General's Chauffeur Somewhere In France

Why In The World Would Anyone Want To Photograph An Old Woman Like Me?

It's The First Time I've Seen Myself Act, And I Can't Say I'm Impressed.