Why The Hell Do I Have To

You Cannot Tell The Enemy You're Going To Leave And Expect The Enemy To Not - And Expect To Succeed. I Mean, That's Just A Fundamental Of Warfare.

As Part Of My Misspent Youth, I Spent Too Much Time In The Sun, And Every Few Months, I Have To Go And Have Some Basal Cell Removed From My Old Craggy Features.

I Think I Am Becoming Incapable Of Being Too Surprised. But It Just Makes Me Sad And Sick.

Remember The Words Of Chairman Mao: 'it's Always Darkest Before It's Totally Black.'.

I Think They Put Some Lipstick On A Pig, But It's Still A Pig.