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Gambling Operates Under The Premise That Greed Can Be Satisfied By Luck.

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

I Used To Think Romantic Love Was A Neurosis Shared By Two, A Supreme Foolishness. I No Longer Think That. There's Nothing Foolish In Loving Anyone. Thinking You'll Be Loved In Return Is What's Foolish.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

Creative People Do Not Belong In The University Because The Process Is Antithetical To The Analytical Process So Necessary For Proper Scholarship.