Why Is There So Much Month Left

The Good Die Young, Because They See It's No Use Living If You Have Got To Be Good.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

My Head Is Buried In The Sands Of Tomorrow, While My Tail Feathers Are Singed By The Hot Sun Of Today.

A Man Is Not Old Until Regrets Take The Place Of Dreams.

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.