Why Is Partying And Having A Good

At The End Of A Movie, All My Outfits Are Missing. They Even Call: 'tara, Those Were $700 Shoes.' What Are They Going To Do, Search My House?

Slasher Movies Are Fun. You Watch Yourself Get Chopped To Pieces, Yet You're Still Alive. You See The Blood On The Ax And Think, Holy **it, This Is Sick, But You Kind Of Get Over Your Fear Of Death.

If You Want To Be Mean To Each Other, Just Buy A Country Together And Blow Each Other Up. Then We'd Have No Terrorists Left.

I Like A Guy Who Uses His Hips When He's Dancing.

I Just Started Making Bloody Marys. I Always Thought They Looked Gross, Then I Tasted One. There's An Art To It, From The Tabasco To The Worcestershire.