Why, Except As A Means Of Livelihood,

An Actress Is Not A Lady; At Least, When She Is, She Is Not An Actress.

An English Army Led By An Irish General: That Might Be A Match For A French Army Led By An Italian General.

An Englishman Does Everything On Principle: He Fights You On Patriotic Principles; He Robs You On Business Principles; He Enslaves You On Imperial Principles.

Some People Look At The World And Say 'why?' Some People Look At The World And Say 'why Not?'

Morality Consists Of Suspecting Other People Of Not Being Legally Married.