Why Do You Put Your Self Esteem

There Is No Normality In Life. Having Two Houses Means That We Can Get Out Of Each Other's Hair - Which, Let's Face It, We've Both Got A Lot Of.

Famous People Come Up To Me, But I Don't Know Who They Are Because My Sight Is So Bad. It's Always At The Pool Of The Four Seasons In Beverly Hills When I Don't Have My Lenses In And My Glasses Are In My Room.

I Love Witches And Magic And Dress-up And Make-believe.

I Personally Never Got The Gist Of Facebook And Twitter.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.