Why Do You Put Your Self Esteem

Not Only Was It Nearly Impossible To Hear Because Of These Huge Rubber Ears We Had To Wear, But We Also Had These Huge Furry Hands Which Were Absolutely Useless, Especially If You Had To Scratch Yourself.

Famous People Come Up To Me, But I Don't Know Who They Are Because My Sight Is So Bad. It's Always At The Pool Of The Four Seasons In Beverly Hills When I Don't Have My Lenses In And My Glasses Are In My Room.

It Took Me Ages To Grow Into Being A Woman, Into Being Happy With It.

Everyone Seems To Think I'm Very Ladylike. That I'm Very Cultured And Intelligent. I Drink Alot Of Diet Coke And Belch. I've Been Known To Use The F-word. I've Told A Few Dirty Jokes. I Arm-wrestle.

I Think My Mouth Just Opens And I Spontaneously Say Things That Occur To Me.