Why Do Men Go To Zoos?

People Do Not Expect To Find Chastity In A Whorehouse. Why, Then, Do They Expect To Find Honesty And Humanity In Government, A Congeries Of Institutions Whose Modus Operandi Consists Of Lying, Cheating, Stealing, And If Need Be, Murdering Those Who Resist?

A Judge Is A Law Student Who Marks His Own Examination Papers.

No Politician Is Ever Benefited By Saving Money; It Is Spending It That Makes Him.

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The Most Satisfying And Ecstatic Faith Is Almost Purely Agnostic. It Trusts Absolutely Without Professing To Know At All.