Why Are They Sad And Glad And

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Everything Stinks Until It's Finished.

Through Three Cheese Trees Three Free Fleas Flew. While These Fleas Flew, Freezy Breeze Blew. Freezy Breeze Made These Three Trees Freeze. Freezy Trees Made These Trees' Cheese Freeze. That's What Made These Three Free Fleas Sneeze.

I Can Read In Red. I Can Read In Blue. I Can Read In Pickle Color Too.

When At Last We Are Sure, You've Been Properly Pilled, Then A Few Paper Forms, Must Be Properly Filled. So That You And Your Heirs, May Be Properly Billed.