Who Says I Can't Be Free From

My Fear Is That I Go Up To The Girl Of My Dreams And Say 'i'm Sorry, But I've Got To Say Hello To You,' And She Slides The Stool Back And Gets Up And Walks Away, Saying, 'not For Me, Bub. I Don't Want Anything To Do With You.'

I Get Recognized Somewhere In Between Like Local Meteorologist And National Meteorologist.

I've Realized You Can Use A Fork As A Spoon If You Use It Rapidly Enough.

I Can't Stress Enough How Important It Is To Write Bad Songs. There's A Lot Of People Who Don't Want To Finish Songs Because They Don't Think They're Any Good. Well They're Not Good Enough. Write It! I Want You To Write Me The Worst Songs You Could Possible Write Me Because You Won't Write Bad Songs. You're Thinking They're Bad So You Don't Have To Finish It. That's What I Really Think It Is. Well It's All Right. Well, How Do You Know? It's Not Done!

When You're Just Open But Not Honest, Then You Start Free-associating Garbage.