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Here Is A Golden Rule.... Write Legibly. The Average Temper Of The Human Race Would Be Perceptibly Sweetened, If Everybody Obeyedthis Rule!

Plain Superficiality Is The Character Of A Speech, In Which Any Two Points Being Taken, The Speaker Is Found To Lie Wholly With Regard To Those Two Points.

"the Horror Of That Moment," The King Went On, "i Shall Never, Never Forget!" "you Will, Though," The Queen Said, "if You Don't Make A Memorandum Of It."

"it's Very Good Jam," Said The Queen. "well, I Don't Want Any To-day, At Any Rate." "you Couldn't Have It If You Did Want It," The Queen Said. "the Rule Is Jam Tomorrow And Jam Yesterday But Never Jam To-day." "it Must Come Sometimes To "jam To-day,""alice Objected. "no It Can't," Said The Queen. "it's Jam Every Other Day; To-day Isn't Any Other Day, You Know." "i Don't Understand You," Said Alice. "it's Dreadfully Confusing."

You're Entirely Bonkers. But I'll Tell You A Secret... All The Best People Are!