Who Had Deceived Thee So Often As

Idleness And Pride Tax With A Heavier Hand Than Kings And Governments.

Taxes Are Indeed Very Heavy - We Are Taxed Twice As Much By Our Idleness. Three Times As Much By Our Pride. And Four Times As Much By Our Folly.

When You Incline To Have New Clothes, Look First Well Over The Old Ones, And See If You Cannot Shift With Them Another Year, Either By Scouring, Mending, Or Even Patching If Necessary. Remember, A Patch On Your Coat, And Money In Your Pocket, Is Better And More Creditable, Than A Writ On Your Back, And No Money To Take It Off.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.

All Mankind Is Divided Into Three Classes: Those That Are Immovable, Those That Are Movable, And Those That Move.