While It Is Undeniably True That People

If You Feel The Urge To Write, Just Lie Down And Read A Book: It Will Pass.

The Other Day I Read That Last Year 58 Million Tourists Came To New York ... Where A Puny Eight Million People Are Trying To Live. Unless They Own A Hotel Chain, I Don't Think A Single One Of These Eight Million People Are Happy About This.

I Woke Up At Five O'clock In The Morning With The Whole First Paragraph In My Head. Now, This Just Shows What A Slothful Person I Am: I Tried To Go Back To Sleep.

I Am Alternately Very Gregarious - Very Sociable - And Then Very Solitary.

I Love Sleep Because It Is Both Pleasant And Safe To Use.