While I Now Own More Guns Than

I Still Tour Like A Man Possessed, Because I Am.

At 62, I Remain Clean And Sober And My Ponytail Remains Erect.

An Uninhibited, Chuck Berry Devotee But Experimented With And Broke A Lot Of Ground On Feedback Techniques And Solid Variations In Tonal And Dissonant Utilizations. I'm One Of The Best Guitarists In The World, And I Play With Great Emotion.

I'm Not In The Leftist Controlled Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Because Of My Political Views, Primarily My Lifelong Militant Support Of The Nra, The Second Amendment, And My Belief That The Only Good Bad Guy Is A Dead Bad Guy.

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.