Wherever There Is A Crowd There Is

Old Age Realizes The Dreams Of Youth: Look At Dean Swift; In His Youth He Built An Asylum For The Insane, In His Old Age He Was Himself An Inmate.

Philosophy Is Life's Dry-nurse, Who Can Take Care Of Us - But Not Suckle Us.

The Deepest Form Of Despair Is To Choose To Be Another Than Himself.

The Person Who Praises God Is On The Tracks Of Justice.

In A Theatre It Happened That A Fire Started Off Stage. The Clown Came Out To Tell The Audience. They Thought It Was A Joke And Applauded. He Told Them Again, And They Became Still More Hilarious. This Is The Way, I Suppose, That The World Will Be Destroyed-amid The Universal Hilarity Of Wits And Wags Who Think It Is All A Joke.