Wherever I Sit Is The Head Of

The Christian Always Swears A Bloody Oath That He Will Never Do It Again. The Civilized Man Simply Resolves To Be A Bit More Careful Next Time.

There Are Two Kinds Of Europeans: The Smart Ones, And Those Who Stayed Behind.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.

A Politician Is An Animal Which Can Sit On A Fence And Yet Keep Both Ears To The Ground.

I Believe In Only One Thing And That Thing Is Human Liberty.