Wherever I Sit Is The Head Of

I Never Listen To Debates. They Are Dreadful Things Indeed. The Plain Truth Is That I Am Not A Fair Man, And Don't Want To Hear Both Sides. On All Known Subjects, Ranging From Aviation To Xylophone-playing, I Have Fixed And Invariable Ideas. They Have Not Changed Since I Was Four Or Five.

It Is More Blessed To Give Than Receive; For Example, Wedding Presents.

A Politician Is An Animal Which Can Sit On A Fence And Yet Keep Both Ears To The Ground.

If I Had My Way, Any Man Guilty Of Golf Would Be Barred From Any Public Office In The United States And The Families Of The Breed Would Be Shipped Off To The White Slave Corrals Of Argentina.

What The Meaning Of Human Life May Be I Don't Know: I Incline To Suspect That It Has None.