Where's My Cow? Are You My Cow?

This Time It Had Been Magic. And It Didn't Stop Being Magic Just Because You Found Out How It Was Done.

I Do Not In Fact Use Many Puns. Certainly There Are Far Fewer Than People Believe. But I Suspect The Ones I Do Occasionally Use Tend To Hang Around In People's Memories For A While.

The First Draft Is Just You Telling Yourself The Story.

You Were The Kind Of Kid Who Couldn't See The Difference Between Throwing Rocks At A Cat And Setting It On Fire.

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