Whenever We Safely Land In A Plane,

In Church, Sacred Music Would Make Believers Of Us All — But Preachers Can Be Counted On To Restore The Balance.

It's Impossible To Be Loyal To Your Family, Your Friends, Your Country, And Your Principles, All At The Same Time.

Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than At Home; So Do French-fried Potatoes; So Do Your Children.

We'd All Like A Reputation For Generosity, And We'd All Like To Buy It Cheap.

A Husband Only Worries About A Particular Other Man; A Wife Distrusts Her Whole Species.