Whenever I See A Homeless Guy, I

I Laugh When I End Up On The Worst-dressed Lists. I'm Not Trying To Be Fashionable. I Know I'm Kind Of A Cartoon Character. Do People Honestly Think I'm Wearing A Kafkan In Order To Be Fashionable?

I Don't Mind A Little Blood On The Ice When It's A Hockey Rink, But I Hate Seeing Blood On The Ice When It's From Baby Seals.

You Can Google Everyone Now, You Don't Have To Peek Through A Window Or Wait Till She Leaves Her House. You Can Look At Her Instagram, She's Takes Selfies, Posting Images Of Her Body Parts For Everyone To See. She Seeks Followers And Craves Attention To Define Her Self Worth. It's A Dead End Addiction To Fame.

My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just Tagging Along.

I'm Known For My Handwritten Notes.