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The Rich Are Not Very Nice. That's Why They're Rich.

Everyone Should Learn A Manual Trade: It's Never Too Late To Become An Honest Person.

One Word Is Worth A Thousand Pictures. If It's The Right Word.

My Books Always Make The Best-seller Lists In Wolf Hole, Arizona, And Hanksville, Utah.

The Rebel Is Doomed To A Violent Death. The Rest Of Us Can Look Forward To Sedated Expiration In A Coma Inside An Oxygen Tent, With Tubes Inserted In Every Bodily Orifice.