Whenever I Get Married, I Start Buying

Insane People Are Always Sure They're Just Fine. It's Only The Sane People Who Are Willing To Admit They're Crazy.

Getting Older Means You Don't Have To Shave Your Legs Anymore.

I Cannot Understand Any Woman's Wanting To Be The First Woman To Do Anything. ... It Is A Devastating Burden And I Could Not Take It, Could Not Be A Pioneer, A Symbol Of Something Greater.

So, Twice A Week, I Go To A Beauty Salon And Have My Hair Blown Dry. It’s Cheaper By Far Than Psychoanalysis, And Much More Uplifting.

Everybody Dies. There’s Nothing You Can Do About It. Whether Or Not You Eat Six Almonds A Day. Whether Or Not You Believe In God. (although There’s No Question A Belief In God Would Come In Handy. It Would Be Great To Think There’s A Plan, And That Everything Happens For A Reason. I Don’t Happen To Believe That. And Every Time One Of My Friends Says To Me, “everything Happens For A Reason,” I Would Like To Smack Her.)