When You're A Plebeian You Want Success,

I'm A Songwriter Who's Put My Childhood Memories And Teenage Angst Into Songs.

The Older I Get, The More I See That There Really Aren't Huge Zeniths Of Happiness Or A Huge Abyss Of Darkness As Much As There Used To Be. I Tend To Walk A Middle Ground

I Like Women Who Can Throw A Ball And Laugh Loud And Have Some Spine, And I Like Men Who Don't Mind Cooking Dinner.

The Monsters Are In Your Own Head

Feminists Were Psyched That I Had Armpit Hair