When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911

I Love Doing Six Versions Of Any Joke, So If They'll Give Me Six Takes, I'd Love To Do It.

Michael Keaton Had A Great, Great Career. I Do Remember When I Was A Young Guy Thinking About Him, About How He'd Had The Chance To Do It All, So Yeah. But, There's Nobody Where I've Said, "man, I Really Want That Guy's Career."

There Are So Few Surprises Left In Life. We've Gotten So Addicted To Knowing. It's The Google Generation. We Want The Answer To Everything Right Now!

I Feared Disappointing My Father More Than Anything In The World.

My Very Worst Day On 'green Lantern' Was Nowhere Near As Difficult As My Finest Day On 'buried.'