When You Work Hard And You Treat

My Goal Is To Make Everyone And Anyone A Fan.

What? Okay, Back Up. How In The Hell Do You 'turn Up Missing'?

Expect Me To Continue What I've Been Doing, Which Is Trying To Take Over The World.

Sports Are Basically Our Way Of Feeling Sorry For Ourselves. Most Men Can't Become Athletes. We're Watching Guys Who Actually Made It. We See Them Dunking And Making Touchdowns. Then We Think About Ourselves When We Were Younger.

I Don't Think Comedy Will Ever Die.