When You Want To Fool The World,

I Have Often Regretted What I Have Eaten, But Never What I Have Drunk.

With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And With A Fraud I Try To Be A Fraud And A Half.

Politics Is Not A Science, As The Professors Are Apt To Suppose. It Is An Art.

There Are Two Things You Don't Want To See Being Made - Sausage And Legislation.

Never Believe Anything In Politics Until It Has Been Officially Denied.