When You Need A Haircut, It Looks

I Know What Is Going On," Said Sir. "i Am The Boss! Of Course I Know!

At Times The World May Seem An Unfriendly And Sinister Place, But Believe That There Is Much More Good In It Than Bad. All You Have To Do Is Look Hard Enough. And What Might Seem To Be A Series Of Unfortunate Events May In Fact Be The First Steps Of A Journey.

I Don't Know Why Wicked Places Generally Look Wicked. You'd Think They'd Look Nice, To Fool People, But They Hardly Ever Do.

There Are Almost As Many Kinds Of Libraries As There Are Kinds Of Readers.

I Suppose I'll Have To Add The Force Of Gravity To My List Of Enemies.