When You Need A Haircut, It Looks

For Beatrice- When We Were Together I Felt Breathless. Now You Are.

You Can Invent Things Like Automatic Popcorn Poppers. You Can Invent Things Like Steam-powered Window Washers. But You Can’t Invent More Time.

One Of The Remarkable Things About Love Is That, Despite Very Irritating People Writing Poems And Songs About How Pleasant It Is, It Really Is Quite Pleasant.

I Think Pirates, Like Astronauts, Particularly For A Boy, Are Always Kind Of Worth Thinking About.

Like People, Animals Will Become Frightened And Likely Do Whatever You Say If You Whip Them Enough.