When You Love Someone So Much That

I Was The Eldest Daughter With These Four Beautiful Younger Sisters With Ringlets And Pretty Faces, And I Used To Dress Them Up In Victorian Clothes And Take Them Out For The Day And Pretend They Were Mine.

I'm Always The Girl At The Party Who, Within Five Minutes, Has Taken My Heels Off, Hitched Up My Dress In My Knickers, And Probably Spilt Drink Down My Cleavage.

I've Never Worn Fur, Either. I'm A Naturally Squeamish Person, And Fur Smells Like Dead Animal To Me.

It Is So Important That You Don't Stay With Someone Just For The Children And For The Wrong Reasons.

At Home It's All Batman And Star Wars And They Do Gang Up On Me. Sometimes I Don't Want To Dress Up As Darth Vader Or Play Train Sets, So I'll Go Out For A Drink With The Girls.