When You Have Kids, You See Life

I Once Received A Cape That Was Made From The Little Purple Bags That Crown Royal Whisky Comes In.

Sharing Music Is Not A Crime. It Shouldn't Be. There Should Be A Deeper Meaning To Making Music Than Just Selling Downloads.

I'm A Skinny, Geeky, High School Dropout - It Works, Kids! Sensitive Guys Always Get The Girl. You'll Get Laid 10 Times As Much As That Guy On The Football Team 'cause He's On Steroids And He's Gonna Get Fat.

I'm Kind Of Claustrophobic... It's Not Even Like Enclosed Spaces. It's Like I Hate Being Stuck In One Band, You Know? Just Being Stuck Is The Biggest Drag, For Fear That, You Know, Just That You Can't Get Out.

Rock Stars Are Like Sports Stars: If You Snap Your Ankle, You're Done.