When You Hang A Man, You Better

There's Only One Way To Have A Happy Marriage And As Soon As I Learn What It Is I'll Get Married Again.

I Had One Well Known Director Who Kept Saying, "now Clint, This Is What ...." And I'd Say, "i Know. I Read The Script. I'm The One Who Cast You As The Director. Let Me Show You And You'll Correct Me If I'm Wrong."

I Couldn't Tell You Exactly What I Like About Golf. Just When You Think You've Got It Mastered It Lets You Know You Haven't. I'm Just Crazy Enough To Do It.

If A Person Doesn't Change, There's Something Really Wrong With Him.

Secretly Everybody's Getting Tired Of Political Correctness, Kissing Up. That's The Kiss-ass Generation We're In Right Now. We're Really In A Pussy Generation. Everybody's Walking On Eggshells. We See People Accusing People Of Being Racist And All Kinds Of Stuff. When I Grew Up, Those Things Weren't Called Racist.