When You Doubt, Abstain.

Ingrate, N. One Who Receives A Benefit From Another, Or Is Otherwise An Object Of Charity.

Monument, N. A Structure Intended To Commemorate Something Which Either Needs No Commemoration Or Cannot Be Commemorated.

Optimism - The Doctrine Or Belief That Everything Is Beautiful, Including What Is Ugly.

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.

Conversation: A Fair For The Display Of The Minor Mental Commodities, Each Exhibitor Being Too Intent Upon The Arrangement Of His Own Wares To Observe Those Of His Neighbor.