When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

The Coke Made Me Incredibly Horny.

I Kind Of Like It When A Lot Of People Die, And On The Other Hand I Always Wonder How Many Unused Frequent-flier Miles They Had.

I Saw Danny Kaye In A Movie, And He Was Doing Voices And Faces On That Big, Big Screen And Making Whole Audiences Laugh. It Was Just An Instant Hookup.

Before They Invented Drawing Boards, What Did They Go Back To?

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.