When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

President George Bush Declared A National Day Of Prayer For Peace. This Was After He Had Carefully Arranged And Started The War.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.