When We Get Out Of This, I'm

Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat Everything.

I Climbed Like A Billion Stairs... Its Not Like I Can Take Them Two At A Time.

America's Racist, So What Do You Expect.

I've Been To The Leaning Tower Of Pisa. It's A Tower, And It's Leaning. You Look At It, But Nothing Happens, So Then You Look For Someplace To Get A Sandwich.

We Don't Even Know If We're In This Room. We Could Be In A Turtle's Dream In Outer Space.