When We Fear Things I Think That

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

I Tend To Write A Lot, Which I Think Is The Secret To Being Prolific.

We All Hope. It's What Keeps Us Alive.

Society Functions In A Way Much More Interesting Than The Multiple-choice Pattern We Have Been Rewarded For Succeeding At In School. Success In Life Comes Not From The Ability To Choose Between The Four Presented Answers, But From The Rather More Difficult And Painfully Acquired Ability To Formulate The Questions.

A Stage Play Is Basically A Form Of Uber-schizophrenia. You Split Yourself Into Two Minds - One Being The Protagonist And The Other Being The Antagonist. The Playwright Also Splits Himself Into Two Other Minds: The Mind Of The Writer And The Mind Of The Audience.