When To Mischief Mortals Bend Their Will,

The Soul, Uneasy And Confin'd From Home, Rests And Expatiates In A Life To Come.

But To The World No Bugbear Is So Great, As Want Of Figure And A Small Estate.

Avoid Extremes; And Shun The Fault Of Such Who Still Are Pleas'd Too Little Or Too Much.

Dear, Damned, Distracting Town, Farewell! Thy Fools No More I'll Tease: This Year In Peace, Ye Critics, Dwell, Ye Harlots, Sleep At Ease!

When Two People Compliment Each Other With The Choice Of Anything, Each Of Them Generally Gets That Which He Likes Least.