When They're Born Outside, Crows Come And

I Just Think That The People Who Say: 'that's Not True' When Someone Tells A Story At Dinner Are The People Who Didn't Get Any Laughs When They Told Their Story.

I Sometimes Read Books On My Ipad.

I'm Completely Fascinated By The Health-care Debate Going On In The United States, Especially By Posters Of Obama With A Little Mustache Drawn On His Upper Lip. Is That What Hitler Is Really Known For, His Health-care Plan? To Quote Bill Maher, "i Haven't Seen This Many Pissed-off Old White People Since They Cancelled 'murder She Wrote.'"

If I Were President, I Would Turn The Tables And Allow The Fetus To Abort Its Mother.

I've Wasted A Lot Of Time Pretending To Be Interested In People Who Weren't Terribly Interesting.