When They Put Me In Jail, That's

You Can't Become A Dictator Through Checks And Balances.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

I Wish I Could Say Farewell And Retire But There Is Nothing For Me To Retire From.

Okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth. Jazz Is Hitting The Notes That That No One Else Would Hit, And Comedy Is Saying Words That No One Else Would Say.