When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro,

Why Should I Try To Make You Believe The Things I Believe In?

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I Can't Begin To Describe The Amount Of Crap I've Taken For Being A Lousy Free-throw Shooter.

I Say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin All Wrapped Up Into One. If I Die Early ... I'll Be Just Like Those Guys.

You Can Love Me Or You Can Hate Me.