When They Come Downstairs From Their Ivory

The Denunciation Of The Young Is A Necessary Part Of The Hygiene Of Older People, And Greatly Assists The Circulation Of The Blood.

There Are Two Things To Aim At In Life: First, To Get What You Want; And After That, To Enjoy It. Only The Wisest Of Mankind Achieve The Second.

Youth Is The Time For Adventures Of The Body, But Age For The Triumphs Of The Mind.

We Need Two Kinds Of Acquaintances, One To Complain To, While To The Others We Boast.

Uncultivated Minds Are Not Full Of Wild Flowers, Like Uncultivated Fields. Villainous Weeds Grow In Them And They Are The Haunt Of Toads.